My Man Wants Me Because I Have His Rib
The following is from the movie Moonstruck. This conversation is another reason why I love this movie entirely too much.Rose: Why do men chase women?
Johnny: Well, there’s a Bible story… God… God took a rib from Adam and made Eve. Now maybe men chase women to get the rib back. When God took the rib, he left a big hole there, where there used to be something. And the women have that. Now maybe, just maybe, a man isn’t complete as a man without a woman.
Asshole Checks
Inspired by an interview e. badu conducted with Kendrick Lamar: Who is YOUR asshole checker? The one who is willing to call you out when you are being an ass?
I’m not a DJ, just in love with one and apparently from what I’ve learned DJs have a strange loathing affinity with song request. Then again, who can blame them? lol
Oh my. :)
I like her fashion logic…. if she shows legs.. she covers or shows less cleavage. If she shows cleavage, she covers or shows less leg.
(Source: wavynoticer)
The first Jon Stewart gif was my exact reaction. Wow.
Noshitsylvania
Ummmm No Shit Sherlock?
My middle school orchestra teacher has this hanging in her room. It’s fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tds0qoxWVss
This is what it sounds like. REALLY good song.
My friend keeps practising it. Fucking amazing. I’m fairly certain the music got written by someone doodling geometric figures on a sheet of music paper and then realizing they’d actually written the song of the gods.
“Arranged by Accident”
It sounds like a boss battle.
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But how is that even possible?!
Dude you have to be like super amazing to play this 😳😳 that’s to fast and to much for me lol
What the Eff????
"I have always felt most at home as a journalist, for I believe that the practice of journalism isn’t worth much unless one believes in its power to do good. So, I have often sought stories where some good was needed, where with luck, my journalism could bring change to someone’s hard life."
-Lynne Duke - Article: “Lynne Duke, Washington Post editor and writer, dies at 56.”
Thank you Ms. Duke for the advice you gave to me a few years ago via email. My condolences to Mr. Dixon, former Journalism Dept. Chair at Howard Univ.
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“You go for me and I’m taboo, But if your hard to get I go for you, And if I do, then you are through, boy, My baby, dat’s the end of you, the end of you! So take your cue, boy, Don’ say I didn’t tell you true. I told you true, I told you truly, If I love you dat’s the end of you!” - That’s Love (Habernera) as sung by Dorothy Dandridge as Carmen Jones
Talks of marriage often come up nowadays. With no proposal in sight I keep letting out a sigh of relief that it’s all talk right now. It’s not that I don’t want to get married, it just scares me. I’ve never been a wife. I keep coming up with 1,001 reasons as to why I’m not wifey material. Let’s be clear, I know I would make a great wife in the long run, but it’s those days when it’s not (in my Lisa Vanderpump voice) “all diamonds and Rose’ that I I worry about.
On the whim, I sat down moments ago and made a short list of dumb shit that I would most likely tell my potential husband, in hopes he would still love me and laugh at my ass for this dumb shit.
